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Lacey of SL in Louisville Metro

The other day I had a huge craving for a sexy little private dancer. And all Lacey's posts on CL were about her pole dancing and how great of a dancer she was.
So called set-up an appointment, I asked her about her pole dancing she said it was all good, I told her I wanted 1 hour session with her dancing and more...I didn't realize till I was there that she doesn't answer the phone.
Anyways headed out there from dt van, 1 hour drive both ways.
Got in and she looked good, was so excited for a nice long pole dancer/lap dance. Takes me to a room, wtf no pole??? So I ask her about it...."ohh I am to sore to pole dance" wtf, I confirmed on the phone and drove an hour...Anyways she looked good so maybe a lap dance and some frolicing fun. She comes back in after a solo shower. Meanwhile I put the music on, asked her for a tease and lap dance. Nope she won't because she is sore etc.

So basically no dancing even though the lady on the phone told me she was ready to dance.

Her service was basic, cbj etc. I think she was tired because she definelty acted that way. Maybe just caught her on a bad day, but at least they could tell me no dancing today due to soreness.

Repeat not likely, Reccomend - not really
l/a/s - 8/3/4

Not worth the 2 hours of driving....

PS if anyone knows of a good private dancer that enjoys dancing and grinding please send me a PM

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Hailey "just visiting" craigslist 1604 WOT - Danville Escorts

Well thank God I have money to burn cause yet again I got dupped. Called up Hailey from cragslist, asked her how much and she says " 200.00 for the hour" I run her pic threw Tineye and no hits so It's looking good. Well so I thought

19yrs old NOT A CHANCE. more like 25 -27, pic or her maybe when she was 19 but I doubt its her cause the tits arent that big, and the ass and waist aint that small. The face is easy to look at but as for the rest of the body I wouldnt know cause she never got naked. I mean she didnt even take her boots off.

She shows up and I give her the 200.00 bucks and off to my bedroom and she tells me to get naked ( which I had no problem doing) and she proceeds with a o.k. massage. Well wouldnt you know it the phone rings 3 times which of course she answers everytime and 10 mins into the massage she says " so what do you want to do?"

So here we go again and I say " what is this a plus plus?" and she replys " well ya" and I say "well what are my options?"

This is where any chances of a hard on were blown right out of the water. She says to me "well if you want full service its 800.00 bucks but for you I can do it for 600.00" WTF! why didnt you tell me that when I talked to you on the phone? she says " well I am not going to discuss that on the phone, no girl does"

Excuse me but I have never heard of that before, especially those prices!, so then she says its 200.00 for a B.J. and a 100.00 for a H.J. like seriously are THERE ANY GIRLS OUT THERE THAT ACTUALLY PROVIDE WHAT THEY SAY AND DONT HAVE ANY HIDDEN CHARGES" Like seriously.

Long story short yet another waste of time, and money wasted by yet another girl that is giving SP's a bad name.

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The beautiful Dara Cruz - Florence Escorts

I have been looking for a beautiful asian spinner since my first SP experience with Kimiko (left the business approx 6 years ago) & was about to give up this hobby but thought after seeing Dara's reviews - well one last try.
Boy, I am so glad I did. Dara is one great girl I enjoyed ever minute with her.
From the minute she opened the door I thought "My God" she is absolutely stunning & sexy as hell.
She offered me a glass of wine (white or Red) nice touch & good wine as well. We talked for a while then moved to the living room where I sat across from her. She was wearing a really sexy mini dress showing her lovely legs & reached over & stroked the inside of my thigh with her foot. I just couldn't wait to start undressing her.
Off to the bedroom undressed each other lots of kissing, CBJ then I just coudn't wait I started missionary right away then she asked to cowgirl for a while in the squat position. Watching this lovely little frame in this position was worth the price of admission right there.
Back to missionary to finish then lay together & chatted for a bit.
Lovely combination of looks, intelligence,personality & physical sexuality I have experienced in a SP.
L a very definite 10
A 9
S 9
I would have said straight 10's but nobody would believe me. Repeat YES !!!

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Vancity Escorts ANOTHER WASTE OF TIME - Bowling Green Escorts

Once again It looks like I never learn. Replied to ad of tessa ( vancity escorts) 2 girls for the price of one. How could I go wrong. Called her up blah blah blah and she gave me this great story of how good her and her girlfriend were, that they were a fully interactive duo. Now when I mean fully interactive duo I am talking one on the bed mission style while the other is on top of her doggie and I am pounding them both. Which I was assured was the deal.

They both showed up and it was 350 for the both of them. Well first off the pic that is posted of her is not her by any means. She is alot bigger then the photo by about 30lbs.

She gave me the story that they are independant and its unrushed and not clock watchers. I gave them the money and wanted to get down to business and then they pitched that a 3rd girl could join for another 100 bucks. What the hell I was down. Gave her another 100 bucks and they both said that they were going to go down and get her. I dont think so and said 1 can go and 1 can stay here. 20 mins later I asked the one girl where here friend was and she had no idea.

I try to get busy with the 1 girl and it wasnt happening till the other 2 showed up. Finally the other 2 show up and the 3rd girl refuses to get naked unless there is music playing and another 20 mins go by before she gets naked (sorry when I say naked all 3 girls just got down to their underwear and bras)

Their idea of fully interactive is rubbing each other with baby oil and talking half ass dirty to me.

we finally go into my bedroom and let me tell you it only got worse from their. No kissing, and not even a covered BJ.. The worst hand job I have ever had and I couldnt even get hard.

Now this is the topper. For girls that are independant they start going off about their escort site Vancity Escorts. Then in the session they answer the phone and 2 of the girls carry on a conversation with another client.

I had enough and just stood up and walked out of my bedroom and told them to leave.

When they left I called them and told them how much of a waste of time they were and they did not deliver on one thing they promised on the phone. The one girl said that she was sorry and that the next time I called the first half hour was gonna be for free. Well guess what I called and no answer. Nothing. like I was really surprised.

So once again I am here letting all the guys know to stay away and save your money and it just sucks that once again I am out of pocket for paying for shitty service and at least I can let all the boys know to save your money when it comes to this bullshit and it needs to be stopped.:mad::(

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Mimi (7399) in Bowling Green

This ad grabbed my eye last night and I had to try her out.
Mimi 19 yrs old, 32DDD, 5'4" & 105Lbs Chinese - w4m - 19 (in Bowling Green)
32DDD!!! I grabbed the phone and made plans.

I show up to the place and they bring me inside; I'm waiting in the hallway when this little knockout walks up in a Little Black Dress.
The Boobs!!! They are huge and even better yet, they are natural!!
Just stunning and on such a petite frame they look even bigger, she must stop traffic, and she looks 19 too!
The rest of the body looked damn good too, cute face and the rest of the ad look accurate as well.

We hop in the shower and this is where the fun starts, she's a joker, causing trouble and cracking one-liners.
Her English isn't perfect but we're getting along just fine, I'm really looking forward to this now.

Back to the room and she insists on giving me a massage, she says that she needs the practice.
At first I'm not into this but as she starts rubbing those boobs all over my back I quickly realize that this is exactly the kind of massage I want from now on. :D
I flip and she starts the BJ.. well the intro to the BJ, she starts with the nuts to get me started and then moves up.
God that girl can suck a cock! She must have made some boyfriend very happy in life as she had all the moves.
I could only go a couple minutes with her skills before I had to stop her, and she could go deep too! Not all the way but just.... Wow

She gets on her back and I try to get in.... too tight! I couldn't even get started, she tells me that I'd better go slow and I promised.
She gets my head in and I start the old short stroke, a little more in every so often, It took me at least 5 minutes to get fully inside her.

The sex was both incredible and a little bit of a letdown. Incredible in that she was a vice, way too tight to believe.
A letdown in that she wasn't open to any other positions than Mish and was too tight for her to enjoy herself, I don't like it when the girl isn't having a great time too.
I noticed that she seemed a little sore and said that she could finish me with a BJ, she jumped of my cock so fast.
She bends over me and start sucking like mad, I reach over and grab those huge boobs and play with them as they hang down and rock back and forth.
She's getting turned on by the BJ and my hands and I think that was the best part of the night for her, as I was cumming she grabbed my hands and pushed them harder against her boobs.

Finished up in the shower and talked with her a little more, lot of jokes and laughing, excellent personality.

L - F: 7 (Cute teenage face)
L - B: 9 (DDD, small petite body, One word... Yowsa!)
A: 8 (Joking and laughing and enjoying herself)
S: 7 (Due to inexperience, the BJ was at least an 8)
Damage $160

Problems: She's inexperienced, needs to learn a little more,
her boobs are really sensitive :) and she tried to protect them a little,
she's just a little too new right now, give her a week or 2 to adjust and she would be even better in the sack.

Recommend: YES!
Repeat: YES!

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Sweet Monique - Hopkinsville Escorts

I saw Monique just before Xmas on that snowy Sunday evening. It was the final day of her special, and having viewed her pictures knew I had to take the trip out to Hopkinsville. Now she's in in Hopkinsville Hopkinsville things will be much easier.

What can I say other than she is spectacular. The most incredible body you'll probably ever get your hands on, those breasts are beyond belief, plus a very cute face too. Sweden certainly knows how to make women.

She was very complementary to me, which came off as sincere and certainly helped me relax and enjoy the time. I'm not going to go into details but I had a wonderful time, I paid the supplement for MSOG and so managed to enjoy her twice as well as spending plenty of time kissing and eating her very tasty pussy.

Certainly one of my all time favs, I just wish she included MSOG in her normal hourly rate; I'd visit each week if that happened.

The only slight downer was not being offered anything to drink as my mouth was quite dry and I didn't want my breath to turn nasty for her.

Repeat - I want her all to myself!

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Trinity - Paducah Escorts

I saw an ad earlier this week for this girl in Paducah. I loved the legs in the ad thought I would give it a go. I know alot fake pics out there thought I would TOFFT! Unfortunately it turned out exactly that way. I asked for rates and services before I headed over. 150/half 200/Hr. I asked about services and restrictions! I was told very openminded with the exception of greek. That 's ok not my thing. I headed over to a building up the street from Guilford mall. i was exactly 2 minutes late. I walked throught the door and saw this lillte cute thing. I thought this is awsome! I got into the room got comfortable and went through the restrictions again as she was new. Ok! NO Daty! ok that wasn't said on the phone?Ok whatever. I booked for the half session so lets get at it! jump on the bed. She asked where do you want to start?massage ?I said no time lets get down to busness. she pulls glove out and asks me to put on before BJ?WTF!! what about BBBJ? Oh I don't do that? I asked on the phone and again before we started about restrictions?what ever gp with the flow. She give a 2 minute BJ and starts asking what I want next?I am thinking that was short! Ok let me slide in to this little thing. get into Miss. I start trying to kiss and she turns her head? I don't kiss! WTF? OK ! keep pumping .There is a knock at the door?R U serious? I keep going. flip for Dog! Oh like some else said on Board P-fumes not terrible but noticeable! No biggie! WTF!! another Knock at the door and the girl jumps out bed to answer it?WTF!! she goes outside for a minute and then comes back saying she has another appointment coming! WTF!!We will have to hurry up! She jumps on the bed and we resume doggie. I am like Holy Fuck I better get this done. I get there and start busting a nut! and she jumps off the bed and starts handing me tissue! Fuck she handing tissue and I am literally still busting into Dome! Fuck! I am like my time must be close? I am hurried out the door and I check my phone! What the Hell I have been inside for 25 minutes in which we were interupted 3 times!!!I can't believe what just happened. So I call back to let them know I not pleased . I phoned back 4 times left 1 message , was hung up on once and finally spoke to the girl! I tried to be nice as it was her first time in canada. She was originally from california? I told her those kinda of games wouldn't bring any friends. She did apoligize and had the nerve to say please call again? WTFFF!!! I wasn't going to write a review , but I believe I needed to because money is harder to find and the amount of girls playing the game has increased. It obvious more girls are playing and I don't get some of the new High priced talent out there asking for 350+ and half the services! anyways There it is(side note -I always understand YMMV, but I typically get services most don't so I don't think that applied here). !!

Paducah.en.craigslist.ca

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I'd should of went for a steak and lobster dinner instead!!! - Hopkinsville Escorts

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_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky

Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in in Hopkinsville on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.

I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.

My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.

Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.

She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.

I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.

This one might have put me into retirement.......

L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.

So to you fellow pooners be warned.

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Kgirl Bobby "No pre-cum in the rubber!!" - Covington Escorts

Hello fellow pooners,

Just came back from a session with Korean girl Bobbi. She works with Tia. I was excited to see her as she is my first Asian SP experience. When I called, Tia answered the phone. She told me the address on Alberni St., and when I arrived, I called again for the intercom #. When I went to the nice suite, I was hoping to see Tia, but she was absent. Bobby did a behind the door thing, but upon entering she looked presentable, although a bit of too much make-up especially around the eyes. She invited me for an accompanied shower. She washed me which included my crack. ;) She then proceeded to give me a quick BBJ in the shower for about five seconds..:( I am not into BBJ, so no problem. After drying off, she gave me a rather nice body slide with a massage oil. Things are going all right, so far. Then she slid her tongue to my crack for a short rimming which felt like about 8 seconds. Believe me, I wasn't timing, but I was hoping for a bit longer affair. Then, she put on a rubber on me for another quick CBJ. So no BBJ. By then, I felt she was rushing me a bit. Perhaps, she was tired. Perhaps, YMMV thing, but she seemed to like how I looked though. Anyhow for the deed, we started with RCG, missionary, then doggie. She was quite responsive. Her juice was flowing outside of her lips. Then the thing went from good to sour. When we switched a position, she noticed a minute amount of pre-cum in the rubber. She thought I came and she proceeded to terminate the session. I was quite puzzled when she said "I clean you up". I said to her I haven't cum yet. She took the rubber off and wrapped it with a tissue. I said to her "I no cum yet":o. To that reply, she told me "you cum, you cum". I said "no" again. Then, funny thing is she went to the bathroom to pick up the tissue with a rubber, and pointed at the pre-cum and said "you cum" I explained to her that it's a pre-cum, and I haven't had an orgasm yet. She still tells me "you cum". By then, I felt quite weird and rediculous that we are having a conversation in this nature. Obviously, I got turned off and I started to dress myself. She offered to help put on my socks, but I just put on myself, and left without orgasm.

So, a bit of warning, "NO PRE-CUM IN THE RUBBER" with Bobby. :D

Happy and safe pooning!

Hot

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Adrianna - Ishq (well used to be there) - Hopkinsville Escorts

Couple weeks back decided to drop by Ishq as there had been some decent reviews here. Place is quite unique as it is a huge building that used to be a bridal boutique (gotta be a good joke in there about what goes on now).

I am met by the manager and taken upstairs to see the ladies. Have a seat and one by one three ladies come up introduce and then each takes a seat at the couch next to me. Kinda odd because they wait for me to choose, while they all stare. Bit more comforting had they gone and I simply told the manager but oh well.

Chose Adrianna. Just checked the website - sorry guys this is actually a bit of a useless post as it appears she is no longer there. Okay I will post just in case she resurfaces somewhere or as an Indy.

Anyway - very pretty girl and quite enthusiastic, basically jumped on me when she got in the room. 5-7ish, brown hair and eyes, Portugese apparently. Not slim, not bbw just a curvy real woman with nice tits.

So so massage to warm things up but very that is not why I was there. She is GFE but at an added cost of a red. With that said no DFK. DATY was okay and oh my was it nice, gorgeous shaved kitty that was sweet as honey.

Nice CBJ and shes gets into it, then enthusiastic cowgirl with a doggie finish.

L - 8.5
A - 9
S - 8.5 (BJ was good but not great)

Would I repeat? Maybe. As nice as she was, there are so many on the to do list. But if you run in to her you will not be disappointed.

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Japanese YUKI in in Danville

I had a chance to slide out of the boring old orifice earlier this week to have a poke around in Danville.
Yuki was her name and bangin tites are her game. She's real japanese and nice size... more of the kind built for farooking not for holding like a puppet.

Yuki has nice c boobs and pouty lips that sucked good bare cock. We enjoyed a shower and she spoke a few words. To be honest I wasn't there to talk so we kept that to a minimum but her english was ok. She massaged and I groped...and gave a digit every chance I could ;) She was open to a little tongue wrestle every now and then which was nice. GFE it was.

Her clam was fairly wet by the time I got down there and I slid it right in. Did mish and her CG was ok. Our foreplay got me a little worked up and slamming that nice ace from behind was all it took...plus my boss may be wondering where I am. No need to impress the ho's when your on your employer's dime :p

F/7 B/8
A/9
S/8.5
$.50

A safe bet in the core with a great ass

Hanhs

BTW she's on CL

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Tabitha from CL the Absolute Slutlol - Louisville Metro Escorts

Tabitha

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Here it goes.

I went and saw her last night for the hr....The moment she opened the door i said WOW....This is the first experiense i had through craigslist that actually went very well.

The incall location is off Denman very nice apartmnet clean and furnished well. She asked me if i like a drink and i declined since i was ready to go.lol

We chatted for about 5 min asking each other what we like etc. Guys i must tell you she loves...lovessssss ANAL and she shows that well...I think in terms of Greek she is right up there with Jessikaxx...She started with a BBBJ and that was fantastic.....than she asked me show couple huge dildos in her ass...

They were so big i was a bit scared at first but once i started playing i realized that her hole is so stretched that ass can take anything.....after about 10 mintues playing and sucking i was ready to pump that ass...I started first fucking her pussy in a variaty of positions....mission...doggy cow...than she asked me if i like to fuck her ass and i said off course...she turned around lubed it up got into doggy position and i entered her slowly.

Finally i exploded on her face...

In short...great value for your buck... Off course she is a bit on the heavier side...Absolutly not fat but she has her meat on the right spots.:)

Looks- 7
Service-9
Attitude-9

p.s. she well worth it guys if you are into ANAL you wont regret seeing her...She did state that she may leave town for good. Therefore i suggest you see her before she is gone.

Cheers and have fun

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TOFTT and Wins! - Louisville Metro Escorts

I was browsing through CL the other day and came across an ad for a really hot looking girl I'd never heard of before. I did a search on tineye and the pics didn't show up. I went to her website and saw more good pics. No phone # so I did the e-mail thing and waited for a reply. That happened Mon/Tues and I saw her yesterday.

She advertises as Annalore Volcu. The name alone is mouthful but she is young and cute. Early 20's and really attractive. Nice tan and real breasts (small b's?), great long black hair. She claims to be half russian and half romanian and I could buy that. She has a great eastern european accent anyway. She is maybe 5'4" or so and maybe 115lbs, cute little bubble butt. Decent menu. LFK, DATY, and CBJ. She gives a great massage and has a warm, bubbly personality. Very nice appartment in Yaletown with decent parking nearby. She has a clean shower with amenities and nice towels. Downside is her pricing at $$$.5. Looks 8.5 A 9 S 8.

I think her service will get better as she gets into it more.

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Tabitha CL (anal, large dildos, etc) - Danville Escorts

Similar to the her reviews here:
http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104233
http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104010

I saw her yesterday as well, and I'll agree with basically everything that was said in those reviews. She IS a bit on the heavier side, so don't expect some skinny chic...but she's no BBW either. For comparison, she's probably about the same size as the girl that goes by Veronica Teal on CL. 5'7" and maybe 150-160lbs?

BUT, other than that...she sent me a bunch of nasty pics that really got me going, and it is definitely her in the pics.

And this girl LOVES to fuck, and LOVES anal. Huge toys and all that have already been mentioned...she loves to suk cock too, and does a damn good job. She equaled (if not bettered) the alltime best BJ I ever had. Very sloppy, lots of split, lots of BLS, face fucking, gagging, rimming...and I mean RIMMING! She jammed her tongue so deep in my ass I'm pretty sure I'm not a virgin back there any more. ;) But later on she tried to kiss me in the heat of the moment (ewww...gross).

She fucks like crazy too, in case you missed that. Pussy, ass, double, triple penetration. At one point I had my dick AND a dildo in her ass, plus one in her pussy (and based on her compliments on the size of my cock, you don't need to be a pencil-dick to try the 'TP').

Finished with a huge load all over her face, ricocheting off her eyes and forehead back at me due to the force. :D That's just a compliment to how hard she made me cum.

In the end, I say great job to her...and what a deal. She was worn the hell out, I was covered in sweat, and both were left very satisfied.

As for ratings...
L: 6
A: 10
S: 12 (out of 10...can I do that?)

To find her, search CL for 'large toys' or 'tabitha', phone number ends in 1078. $$ and all that are in her posts.

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Adrianna - Ishq (well used to be there) - Covington Escorts

Couple weeks back decided to drop by Ishq as there had been some decent reviews here. Place is quite unique as it is a huge building that used to be a bridal boutique (gotta be a good joke in there about what goes on now).

I am met by the manager and taken upstairs to see the ladies. Have a seat and one by one three ladies come up introduce and then each takes a seat at the couch next to me. Kinda odd because they wait for me to choose, while they all stare. Bit more comforting had they gone and I simply told the manager but oh well.

Chose Adrianna. Just checked the website - sorry guys this is actually a bit of a useless post as it appears she is no longer there. Okay I will post just in case she resurfaces somewhere or as an Indy.

Anyway - very pretty girl and quite enthusiastic, basically jumped on me when she got in the room. 5-7ish, brown hair and eyes, Portugese apparently. Not slim, not bbw just a curvy real woman with nice tits.

So so massage to warm things up but very that is not why I was there. She is GFE but at an added cost of a red. With that said no DFK. DATY was okay and oh my was it nice, gorgeous shaved kitty that was sweet as honey.

Nice CBJ and shes gets into it, then enthusiastic cowgirl with a doggie finish.

L - 8.5
A - 9
S - 8.5 (BJ was good but not great)

Would I repeat? Maybe. As nice as she was, there are so many on the to do list. But if you run in to her you will not be disappointed.

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Bailey of Temporary Girlfriends - Louisville Metro Escorts

Had a 1/2 hr session with Bailey. Was initially surprised, because the craigslist ad described her as blonde. Also the phone girl had confirmed she was blonde. But when I saw her, her hair was definitely brown. I asked her about this and she said she had recently switched from blonde. I had been specifically looking for be with a blonde that day actually, but Bailey had attractive eyes too and a great tight body. (Note: for those who like a curvy sp's or sp's with a healthy proportion of meat on them , she's not for you. Another reviewer has described her as borderline anorexic. I'd say she's definitely petite framed and thin. But she's got very nice breasts to play with).

Pretty much very business-like. I was a bit annoyed because she kept on looking at her blackberry while I was trying to start a conversation at the beginning. Felt awkward as hardly any eye contact while I was tempting to chat it up to get directions as to what to do next after coming in the door. And during the session, her berry kept alerting it sounds for new messages. Most of the shower before the session was by myself as she was busy with her blackberry. Then she came in as I was already finishing up. I tried to start some foreplay in the shower, but no real action there - again felt no connection.

Then on to the bed. Started out with me feeling her enhanced breasts and sucking on her pierced nipples. Followed with cbj, 69/daty, lap-sitting mish on edge of bed, doggy and ending in mish. In between, I did some digits and daty. CBJ lacked enthusiasm. Daty was nice with her engorged lips. She is quite tight too. Interesting because she used body lotion cream as lube. :confused:

I was again a little surprised and somewhat disappointed when she said she didn't have any more condoms when near the end of our time, I asked for a hj without cover to get me going again before going back to mish. To her credit, she left the cover on and tried patiently to get me hard again, which she did, and then when we got to mish again, she encouraged me to pound her harder. I had to ask for a little lfk which helped to fininsh things off too. Not a clock watcher, but she was quick to pull mini-me out which was a mood killer, although we had some time left. I had to clean myself up too walking to an empty roll of tissue paper and asking where it was while she was of course checking out her blackberry once more.

All in all, it was an above-average session because the restrictions were few - and for a wbtym session with variety for 165, it would be considered by many of us as good value. However I would liked to have felt more connection and attention on me instead of her berry friend. Yes we had conversation, but it she might as well have been the librarian who would easily laugh at small jokes but is too busy to carry on a conversation.

L: 6 , deceived by ad and phone girl. Bailey is NOT blonde. Nice breasts.
A: 6 , be prepared to fight with her blackberry for attention
S: 8 , few restrictions.

solman

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Review of mature Lisa - Louisville Metro Escorts

I was surfing the Craigslist ads the other day and came across an ad I hadn't seen before, for a mature lady, Lisa, offering a "spring tune-up". What prompted me to contact her was her identification that she liked to be spanked. So the preliminaries began. I arranged an hour session yesterday, which was at a home in Louisville Metro, close to in Louisville Metro border.

She appeared better in person that her ad picture, and she was very welcoming and friendly. We chose the downstairs room that had a large massage table. First order of business was a set of clean sheets, towels, etc. which is always important for me. From there it was an hour of extreme pleasure. She was game for everything I was, and in particular really was into the spanking, and we had a great couple of rounds between passionate kissing, cuddling, and other things. BJ Hunter would be pleased with her oral performance. She is a mid 40's mature woman as advertised, but a tight trim body and nice soft boobs, and other skills too numerous to mention here.

She gave me the impression she was enjoying herself, which added to my pleasure, and it was a most enjoyable experience. She mentioned that she also participates in duos with another couple of ladies, so definitely something I will consider next time. Definitely a repeat, and highly recommended for those into mature, but fine women. If you can’t find her, PM me and I can send you her contact details.

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GiGI, Worst EXP EVER in Florence AVOID at all cost

:mad::mad:

OMG, First time i am posting a :mad::mad::mad: thread, as guilty i am a leacher here many times to perb.ca, i admit it. But i Pooned enough to know what Services should be. This has got to be the Worst ever.

Name : GIGI ending 1668
L: 3-4 ( looks like a GREMLIN smiling )
S: 0
A: -10


Story goes from i enter, she makes a pass and i told her that i just need hh for $ after seeing her looks but i was horny as hell anywayz. so i figured why not.then she strips goes to rim me, cause i did shower before hand and was smelling like old spice bodywash, then after every Deep Throating , she goes *pui* into the bin next to her as i was sitting on the edge of the bed.
Already a turnoff, but i just let it slide.then she goes on rimming then all of a sudden, she complains that her TONGUE was NUMB, and that i put some stuff on my rim to make it numb , i was aghast :eek: what the hell. i kept quiet being an ASIAN GUY, but that Crazy nut just kept on swearing that i purposely put some cream and her tongue went numb from all that licking. i was losing wood so fast, B.C Pine tree infestations looks like a joke. she rushed to the toilet and proceeded to listerine her mouth, bitching about me applying some cream on my rim to numb it, at this point she shoved me into the shower and proceeded to give me a good scrub down. and then having the nerve to lecture me about being young and resorting to using such methods to prolong my orgasm and that it was not good for my health . At this point , i had enuff and just shuddered like i was freezing , haha and that i refused to go out of the shower, i just stuck my ass there and listening to her whine about how weird i was, or was i drinking before coming over.

She actually accused me on putting stuff on my rim to make it numb, i was :eek::eek:
Seriously, i Just got out of the shower and hurried off there thinking wif my little general. MY mistake..Biggggg Mistake.

It first started out going good, until i told her that i have not pooned in awhile, My mistake ? or did she take it as a Sign that i was a newbie. must be the best $ she ever made wif out fucking, i was so pissed that my Sargent Major refused to stand at attention.


After that i just went out , dried my self and flopped on the bed , waiting for my massage, i did not bother to give her a second look, if i did i might be tempted to break my gentleman code and hit that GREMLIN, she then proceeds to give the most unhappy massage, she purposely kneaded it hard, but unknown to her, i like it hard , and just stated that she did haf a good massaging pair of hands,which was the truth but that damn GREMLIN did not know when to shut up and take a compliment , continuing to whine about me not being satisfied with her services and that since we are all actors on that stage , we should haf a good time, BUT Given those circumstances , i m not sure if any SANE pooner would continue to haf wood. And then i shot back stating that my rim was cleaner then her mouth and i did not put any meds in that area ( FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT CREAM BITCH?) and that she forgot to take her meds, since ppl in my reality dun go accusing their PAYING CUSTOMER of numbing their RIMS. The Nutty Whore then shot back saying she heard that there was such a few cases already that happen ( ONLY in HER UNIVERSE). CRAZY NUT then reaches for her cell and calls miki the head mistress , i lambasted to her that Times must haf changed and how much Customer service standards has fallen , and then proceeded to make nice , perhaps it was just all a misunderstand routine.. after that. she went on and presented her case to the Mummy and how weird i was asking for this and that but completely leaving out the numbing rim part or her tongue going numb bit.

finally, when all the dust has settled, she offered to blow me, Crazy NUT ..
I just told her to continue her massage and forget about me EVER CUMMING IN/ON her...PERIOD...

Sad to say , i am being very generous about the words i haf chosen here, i haf pretty low expectations when it comes to poon so as to avoid the crash later, but this has got to be the worst POON in my ENTIRE 10 YEARS of POONing. SEriously, Try at Your OWN PERIIL, Or maybe just cause i was ASIAN?

by the way, she is at lest 35 and has a nice ring around her,
PS: did not even touched her PUSSY, was afraid of catching CRAZY .. LOLZ

Hope to Save some Fellow Pooners from losing $ just like that. i walked out $ poorer and full of cum *sigh*

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reviews of recent visits - Bowling Green Escorts

Here are a few of the ladies i have seen this month.



Angelina, advertises in GS for a unique massage and more. $60 damage for massage and bj. not bad looking near in Bowling Green. does offer fs after seeing you atleast once. $$ for that. this service is quite unique. her accent is sexy. L8 S8 A8

Christine aka BJ. on CL $80 for massage and more. A cougar but does a nice bj. no rushing here, not really my type so I would not repeat. L6 S9 A8

Jessie by oak and king ed. GS little chubby for my liking can't remember price but would not repeat. too mechanical and I think she thinks she is hotter than she really is. L6 S6 A6

Jessica James. what can i say that hasn't already been said. Do the 1 1/2 hour with her. all i can say is repeat and I have. L9 S9 A9

Quinn in bby. Ad in GS. nice looking a little on the larger size for my liking. Did the 1/2 hour for $80. nice bbbj no rushing here. L8 S9 A8

JOY WELSH LASS. ad on CL. nice older cougar. did the 1/2 and next time I think I'll get just the bj. did not like the fs. L7 S7 A8


I have more to review but that's it for now.

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I'd should of went for a steak and lobster dinner instead!!! - Paducah Escorts

:mad:
_Sexy New Girl Damn Good Rate - w4m - 23
Five Green Special For Young Girl - w4m - 23
Pretty Girl_Becky Hot_sexy_Body - w4m - 23
CL- 3978 Becky

Be warned! Haven't been out for a while so I figured I'd explore this one. Price was right and I thought the worst case scenario would be a half ass BJ. WRONG! Went to this highrise in in Paducah on Saba Rd, called from downstairs and booker guy buzzes me in. Usual behind the door then girl quickly shuts and double locks it. Grabs my arm and leads me into a sparse bedroom.

I asked for Becky as the ad say 100% pic or I could have walked. She say "you showa I get" So I quickly rinse as I already had one and she goes out of the room in which I assume that she is going to get Becky and back she comes and says points to herself and says " me Becky" So here I stand butt naked with this frumpy, bumpy and lumpy mid to late 30's, dyed golden brown hair asian lady standing in front of me eyeing my unit.

My guardian angel says get the hell out of there but my guardian devil says WTF at least get your load off. Should of listen to my guardian angel.

Anyways, I lie on the bed and she disrobes, and again my guardian angel says "get out fast." I should of asked her to keep her clothes on. Body like a pear A cup at best, 3 tats 2 at her armpits (weird) and a larger one over her midsection and her many rolls. She grabs my unit with one hand and has a handiwipe in the other and starts to polish my knob. 30 sec lick not even close to classifying it as a BJ she grabs a party hat and slaps it on. I said just suck and blow me and she starts whining in some dialect of chinese that even Russel Peters couldn't imitate.

She then mounts me and tries to CG but only allows minimum penetration so I said just finish me with a BJ and here comes the whining again so I told her reversed CG so I I didn't have to look at her, I could then fantasize and get off quickly and get out. And that I did in record time for me.

I just grabbed a towel from the side table wiped myself down got dressed and got out of there. Could get home fast enough to get the cheap perfume off of me. I call her booker which I never do but something made me do it and told him that if it was the shitiest service ever and that if expected any business that he had better inform his crew.

This one might have put me into retirement.......

L 4-5 (neck up) 2 neck down or 5 clothed
A sucks and I don't me figuratively but literally
S see above.
Damage 1 brown I should of known that you get what you pay for.

So to you fellow pooners be warned.

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Quick reviews almost all bad - Owensboro Escorts

Been lurking in the background for a while but feel the need to warn the brothers...

SWEDISH MASSAGE White Rock Owensboro CL 4495 - This lady has been reviewed before and has moved around. Not even close to what the picture looks like. Lame massage. Offers extras but at inflated prices. Stay clear.

SASHA/VANESSA/ETC. CL 7579 - Tried booking a late night duo. Got to the area of incall and called back. Had no idea who I was and sounded very 'out of it'. Worse yet a dude answers the phone. C'mon ladies - No dudes at incall locations!

Owensboros JEWEL - Wow. Off the charts amazing. Great personality and way way more attractive in person. BBW but so what. I'd ask her out at a bar regardless. Treat this one like the queen she is. BBBJ is off the charts.

MONIQUE etc. CL 8954 Goes by a list of names and has been reviewed. The phone call was strange so I looked her up before commiting. Sure enough the reviews are awful. Steer clear.

ADA and or ALINA in Owensboro - Ada gets rough reviews for her looks which I don't think are too bad. Guessing she's nearing 40 but still offers a great BBBJ. Alina is younger with a great teasing look. Slightly better BBBJ than Ada. Both spit in the sink after which is a turn off. Lame massage skills.

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Hot Blonde Evanna | Summer Special at VRZ - Lexington Escorts

First of all - I wanted to thank MJ from VRZ for thinking of me and for arranging my date. I had been looking for a blonde/brunette.

* Booking was easy (via PM, Email and Txt Messages > very professional)
* in Lexington Location was easy to find (if you book earlier in the week - lots of parking)
* Private and Discrete Incall was immaculate (the Axe body wash was a nice touch)
* Pics are accurate (body is amazing)
* No bait and switch
* No arriving at the incall and having to wait
* No signs of smoking

Evanna had me at hello. The lingerie and heels do it every time but the 34DD :D also helps. Chatted for a bit - some LFK/DFK and off to the showers. Picked up where we left off. Spent a lot of time massaging her everywhere. She is very good and receiving them (lol). Will keep the rest short/simple. . .

* Kissing - everywhere
* BBBJ - definitely up to par (eye contact, great touch and attention to all the right spots)
* DATY - equally impressive (shaved, clean, juicy)

Every position was awesome (always a great view - either her pretty face, her amazing tits or her heart shaped bum). My favourite was sitting on the sofa chair while Evanna was giving me a wild ACG. :)

VRZ advertises Ultimate GFE and at least for me - it was true. No clock watching or answering calls during the session. I got along great with Evanna but like always YMMV. Not going to bother with the whole L/A/S as the pics are accurate and the services are as advertised. Even if you use Snowmonger's age calculator - regardless of age - Evanna (http://vrzgirls.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-summer-stunnerevanna.html)is still hot. As Madame J is a paid advertiser - All the info and pics can be found below. They have a summer sale going on now ($$$ instead of $$$.50)

http://vrzgirls.mobi/index.html
http://vrzgirls.blogspot.com/

US & Canada (888) 683 5725
Lexington () 987 2555

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Chloe - Vic2Van - Danville Escorts

First of all I would like to thank all of you guys for your reviews. I have been using this website for a while but never wrote a review before mainly because I have only seen ladies that have numerous positive reviews (EuroSzabina, Alexis @ TMC, Misty) and didn’t want to bore everyone with the same comments others had given.

Anyways, I saw Chloe @ Vic2Van (http://www.vic2van.com/girls/chloe/) today for a 45min session. I arrived at their incall location few minutes early and was buzzed up. Session started with chit chat in the living room. Then she suggested we take things to the bedroom where she did a nice strip dance with LFK. Pictures of Chloe on the website are accurate – she is 5’7”, nice curves, blonde hair, cute ‘girl next door’ type.

After the strip dance she helped me take off my clothes. She then reached for a condom and gave a decent CBJ for good 10 minutes when I stopped her as I wanted to go down on her, which I did. We then switched to cowgirl followed by doggy and finished with a HJ. Turns out MSOG is not included in the 45min session and extra for COB. After the session, we had a nice chat ‘til my time was up and I decided to leave.

L: 9 (cute girl and really nice boobs (http://www.vic2van.com/girls/chloe/03.html))
A: 9 (she was fun and sexy)
S:7 (as I mentioned no MSOG in 45min session, extra for COB – might’ve been better if I had booked a full 60 minute session)
Repeat: Probably not due to the restrictions.

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A Hot night with even Hotter Audrey - Bowling Green Escorts

About 2 weeks ago I was finally able to get time to set something up with Audrey, who was coming over the water to Vancity. I had contacted her through here and we set something up.
Later I got a hold of Harvi at VictoVan to get the details.
I booked a 1.5 hr time so we would not be rushed.
I have been looking forward to seeing her for some time now.
The day came, I was thinking about it all day long at work.
It was a stinking hot day. I considered showing up at her door with no clothes on.
So hot I was sweating just walking around the block to get to her building.
I got there and was let in the building and up to her room.
She opened the door and I forgot about everything else that had gone on that day. She was amazing!! Her pictures do not do her justice.
She lead me to her bedroom right away. We sat and chatted. We kissed and kissed some more. So much so, I thought we could just kiss the whole evening.I loved it!!!
Finally I took a break and jumped in the shower to cool down and clean up.
She had a large fan blowing in her room which just added to the fun.
We then laid on the bed a chatted, kissed, and fondled each other.
The cover then went on and the real action started.
After we were done, tired and sweaty. We both jumped back in the shower to clean each other off.
I must say this was one of the best times I have had with an Sp. She is very thoughtful and classy. Yes. she does have her boundaries, but all the girls do.
I just feel bad that I have not seen her sooner. I must try and get over to the Island more often.
In my own personal scale she is a 10 in my book. I will make a point of seeing her when she returns soon.

Thank you sweetheart

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Beware- another fake place/picture - Bowling Green Escorts

On craigslist they are listed as 5899.
Located in in Bowling Green right across from Lansdown mall.

Here is their CL Ad--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

PLEASE COME COVER = TRY US = KISS US = TOUCH US = SEX US = FU??????? US =

***** G * F * E **** B * B * B * J *** WE ARE NEAR lansdowne mall

CANDY (Taiwanese ) 23~ ~ 36C-25-35 ~
CICI ( Taiwanese ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-34
NONO ( singapore ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-35 ~ ( NEW GIRLS )

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Went up a couple days ago just to check it out because I have been making quite a bit in the market recently and had some spare cash to blow. SO I was willing to be lienient with any places that were faking out their ages.

They advertised for 23 year olds, but I would have tapped it even if they were mid 30's.
Over the phone I specifically told papasan that if the girls were over 40 I'd turn around and leave, and he was like, "SURE, if they are over 30 I'll make them cook you a meal!"

I go upstairs and I see 3 women in their mid 50's. I tell them straight up, "sorry you are too old" and I turn around and walk out the door. Meanwhile the lady up front is trying to drag me back in.. (in their defence one of the women was actually decent looking.. milfy.. but still too old for my likes).

Anyway youv'e been warned!
Have fun

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Toftt: Gorgeous japanese midori cl 3851 - Louisville Metro Escorts

Long time lurker, first time poster...

Went to new girl Midori's DT apt at broughton/pender yesterday. Ample parking, new building. Greeted by a pretty young girl that indeed looks like 22 and 5'-3". Definitely a spinner; in fact, a bit underweight IMO. Smooth, white skin (and thus the CL photo which shows tanned skin may not be hers). Boobs are C-cup but felt a bit hard so could be bolted-on. Anyways, there's accompanied shower with some teasing before and after the deed. Onto bed, there's some teasing massage which includes grinding my feet against her boobs. This is followed by a short BLS/BBBJ, and then several positions to finish.

Overall, girl aims to please & carries a smile throughout, which makes up for her slight lack of skills (ya that includes BJ skills). There's another girl working at same unit, but Midori doesn't know her name. Perhaps some of you would know. Oh, Midori is likely NOT japanese.

$.6

L: 7
A: 8
S: 6

Repeat: Worth a try, but won't repeat :)

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Ad:
Hello my name is Midori 22 years old 5'3" 109 lbs 34C-24-35 and I am looking for a gentlemen to have a good time with.
I am very pretty and beautiful smooth silky skin very erotic sexy classy....and most importantly I have a great personality to math It! I enjoy what I do I enjoy pleasing a man and making him feel like a men should feel.

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Vivien Moon - Louisville Metro Escorts

So I will give you the nickle tour with Vivien.

I found her place which was easy and scored a great spot which was right in front of the building as I was excpeting to hoof it up the street so a great start for me :D

Call her up as I was early which she was happy about and get the buzz and room number and up I go.So get there knock on the door and was floored to say the least as she dressed up in some great gear and everything about her was to my liking.

So go in get my boots off and pay up and have a quick was and was off to the races.

Had some chit chat which I was down for as for some reason I found it stupid easy to talk with Vivien which with some of the other ladies I have seen I do not mind but not as easy as Vivien for some reason.

So no need for all the nitty gritty as the other fellas got it all covered and say it was great.Her body type is what I like a lil short with a nice soft bum and B cups. :)

So for me I will go see her again just need to save up that lunch money LOL as I enjoy going for a two hour tour.I am not into 30 mins with girls off this site as I find if you can spend the cash for the time you get to know the person a lil as I find if I want a wam bam thank you I could just go see a asian lady.

So for me big ups to her I was a happy camper.

Hope this helps and not sound to long winded.

Remember treat the ladies well and they will do the same.

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Kristy of North Van - Covington Escorts

Kristy of North Van
$400/hr PSE
389 7863 (perb advertiser)

I looked up Kristy of N Van last month via her ad after she got back from her holidays full of sun, beaches & tanning. Easy to setup the appointment via email and confirmed easy-to-find incall location in N Van the day of.

Knowing her reputation (and that of the other ladies she usually rolls with - IE VV/Sandi Laine/etc), I was pretty sure I knew what to expect and thought I was prepared for it (by the end of the session, I know I wasn't as prepared as I thought I was - she's overwhelming... in a good way).

I get to her incall and she was a little surprised that I showed up as I guess she said that there were cops outside her place in regards to her neighbours not minutes before I showed up... how awkward would that have been :o

Anyways, walk in and she's dressed in some nice lingerie with wine in hand. She shows me to the couch and offers me some wine (which I kindly decline) and I leave the donation on the coffee table. We chat for a bit while sitting on the couch while she gently strokes my thighs and works her way up to my cock, rubbing me through the outside of my pants.

A shower is offered, which I accept after a long day at work. I meet her in the bedroom where there's some porn playing on her TV and she's already busy pleasuring herself with the help of her rubber friend. I make my way over and give her a "hand" and no sooner does my towel come off and she's wrapping her sweet lips all over my cock. There I am standing by the bed, my cock deep down her throat and we're both working her pussy with her dildo... damn!!!

I hop up onto the bed and she continues her stellar lip service on my cock... and then it happened. She makes her way down to do some bls and continues further down and sticks her tongue directly into my asshole :) !!! Holy crap (no pun intended)!!! What a feeling!!! Having her gently rimming me is almost more than I can take... first time I've ever had an sp do that!!! So after some more of her gently tongue-fucking my ass, we move onto some cowgirl where she slams my cock directly into her ass and rides me, and rides me hard!!! Nothing like having a girl stick your cock in her ass and take it like a champ :) After a bit of that it's on to some mish and then some doggy (with some type of sash that she wrapped around her neck and hands like a leash and cuffs so I could control her hands and "reign" her neck back while I fucked her from behind... NICE!!!). Blow my load while in doggy as we're both looking into the mirror as I'm fucking her.

Finish up and she goes to the bathroom to freshen up. Comes back out, back to bed for some chit-chat while she lightly strokes my chest and inner thighs. I'm usually not a multiple shot kind of guy, but she got me all worked up for a second round and she proceeded to take my cock back down her throat and was a real trooper trying to get junior back up for seconds. Switch to a hj for the finish on her tits... now I'm spent, not sure how I'm gonna get the energy to drive home :) !!!

A bit more chit-chat afterwards... I mentioned that I was an anal virgin before the session, so all the ass play was new to me... she's a great teacher!! I had also mentioned that I was a duo virgin and she had recommended that I book a session with a combination of her/Sandi Laine/VV :O !!! Very interesting proposition... I may take her up on it one of these days, but I need to make sure I get my stamina up, hit the gym and get to working out, cuz I'm pretty sure these ladies would tear me to shreds :) !!!

All in all, a great time with a great lady... genuine PSE with a consummate pro.

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McKenzi - Louisville Metro Escorts

As reviewed on ****.ca:

So I finally hooked up with the infamous Mckenzi and had a fun time. I need to stress from the beginning that although her website contains some fairly explicit raunchy shit you all need to know another side of her. I met with her after a couple emails and text msgs and made my way to her nifty little pad DT Louisville Metro (the one she shares with the infamous Jessikaxxx!!!! - very clean) - all nervousness aside I had a great time.

Mckenzi seems to be notorious for her PSE program and I got a nice taste of that - BBBJ, Greek, a little action on my own 'taint', etc. but what really struck me is how polite and gracious she is. The reason I say this is because when you get her voicemail she sounds like she woke up at 4am and decided to re-record it so she sounds pretty fuckin' rough - when you meet her she's soooo nice. When she opened the door she had a slutty little mesh outfit on and HIGH motherfucking boots on - not a whole lot of conversation but this was our first meeting afterall. HOWEVER, after my encounter with her mischevious showerhead (it was pointed outwards when I turned the water on and soaked the bathroom walls - sorry M.) she waited patiently for me on the bed and looked like the girl you've been dating for months and have waited politely forever to do it for the first time. She's a great kisser and LOVES to be kissed back - next time I intend to prolong that step. Didn't take long after my BBBJ and first CG for her to say "wanna fuck my ass?" - I think I said 'yes' in about .4 milliseconds (I'm such a teenager). OH what an ass-fuck it is.... her toys helped her along. She's got a nice natural body and is very flexible - as I said with my VV experience I probably should have stepped up the porn-star attitude and made like a banshee [read: yeeeehaaaaawwww]. But alas I did not - I was still trying to relax from the intial BBBJ which goes alllllllll the way to the back of her throat with little resistance.

Long story short - she is/is not the nasty rockstar-whore we've imagined. Confusing? I know - she's such a nice girl but LOVES to fuck. How cool is THAT??? My advice? Treat her like gold and fuck her like it's the last day on earth and her GFE/PSE persona is absolutely TOP FUCKING SHELF boys.

I'm getting excited and planning my next visit...

L: 7
A:9
S:10 (she goes for broke - what am I SUPPOSED to rate???)

Donation: $$.5 and a bottle of organic red

Repeat? Abso-fucking-lutely -- AND DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Contact: http://mckenzi.ca/index2.php

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Sara - Danville Erotic

Well i, like many of you outthere saw a pic of Sara in the advertisers section and well...i couldnt wait to make the time to see her...but the spidey sense was tingling...tall, slim dark hair, 26...really?..oh well you can all read for yourself.

I PMd the dude running the show, and he seemed very nice and helpful, not the creepy type at all...and i have run across many of those, and he arranged a time for me to come by and spend some time getting to know Sara..in a more carnal way...hehe!

Well currently she had a room in a smaller in Danville hotel with good security, harder for us to get to her...but also keeps the lunatics from surprise return visits.

All was on time, and Sara greeting me in the elevator and once the door closed, I definitely liked what I saw and there was some heavy dfk going on, and then the door mysteriously opened agian, we quickly assumed a position of more decorum then that of a returning soldier from the middle east and his new found love.



I will continue later with the story....but in summary...

L/A/S...9/10/9
Menu great bbbj (ymmv I think), daty, dfk/lfk etc.
...and will I repeat ...yes of fucking course.

Note to BJHunter...The answer is YES with two exclamation marks

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